husker_fan
02-14-2006, 06:21 PM
Love is the second single from Ashley Simpson's second album, I Am Me.
Love is why Xanex and red wine will be together forever - in my stomach. At least until they pump it.
Love is that itching, burning sensation when you pee. Some might call it "The clap" but I don't speak spanish, so I call it love.
Love is like underwear: not completely necessary for a good time.
Love is sensational, epic, whimsical, and endless. No, wait, that's The Chronicles of Narnia.
Love is like a big sack full of white castle slyders. Both are sought while you are drunk off your ass and while great at first, in the end you will wonder what the hell you had been thinking.
Love is not having to pay for sex, but instead having to pay three times more for dinner, a movie, and flowers when really, it'd just be easier to pay for sex.
Love is a restraining order that is expiring in less than 3 weeks!
Love is understanding that sometimes beating a level or getting to save a point in Splinter Cell is more important than cuddling.
Love is re-marrying your estranged husband after he wrote a song about slitting your throat and then named it after you.
Love is the only thing in the world that doesn't get better with mayonnaise.
Love is a perfectly good reason to get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.
Love is a tube sock and memories of my best friend's sister.
Love is finding out that all the hookers he's been with kind of look like you.
Love is like a rainbow: fleeting, kind of boring and pretty gay.
Love is the scene in Revenge of the Nerds when they hide cameras around the sorority house.
Love is a horrific waste of time and money. That's easy. Now onto more important questions, like why am I single?
Love is never having to say "Your dad exposed himself to me that weekend in Chautauqua and I've been too afraid to tell you."
Love is the Jager talking.
Love is writing her name on your hand while you download internet porn.
Love is all over my one good towel.
Love is leaving class early to pick up your girlfriend from middle school.
Love is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...until she sobers up.
Love is letting her know she's gained some weight by giving her cute, subtle, little signs, such as calling her "Boulder" or "Tubby McSupersize."
Love is never having to say, "You swallow?"
Love is why Xanex and red wine will be together forever - in my stomach. At least until they pump it.
Love is that itching, burning sensation when you pee. Some might call it "The clap" but I don't speak spanish, so I call it love.
Love is like underwear: not completely necessary for a good time.
Love is sensational, epic, whimsical, and endless. No, wait, that's The Chronicles of Narnia.
Love is like a big sack full of white castle slyders. Both are sought while you are drunk off your ass and while great at first, in the end you will wonder what the hell you had been thinking.
Love is not having to pay for sex, but instead having to pay three times more for dinner, a movie, and flowers when really, it'd just be easier to pay for sex.
Love is a restraining order that is expiring in less than 3 weeks!
Love is understanding that sometimes beating a level or getting to save a point in Splinter Cell is more important than cuddling.
Love is re-marrying your estranged husband after he wrote a song about slitting your throat and then named it after you.
Love is the only thing in the world that doesn't get better with mayonnaise.
Love is a perfectly good reason to get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.
Love is a tube sock and memories of my best friend's sister.
Love is finding out that all the hookers he's been with kind of look like you.
Love is like a rainbow: fleeting, kind of boring and pretty gay.
Love is the scene in Revenge of the Nerds when they hide cameras around the sorority house.
Love is a horrific waste of time and money. That's easy. Now onto more important questions, like why am I single?
Love is never having to say "Your dad exposed himself to me that weekend in Chautauqua and I've been too afraid to tell you."
Love is the Jager talking.
Love is writing her name on your hand while you download internet porn.
Love is all over my one good towel.
Love is leaving class early to pick up your girlfriend from middle school.
Love is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...until she sobers up.
Love is letting her know she's gained some weight by giving her cute, subtle, little signs, such as calling her "Boulder" or "Tubby McSupersize."
Love is never having to say, "You swallow?"