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husker_fan
02-14-2006, 06:21 PM
Love is the second single from Ashley Simpson's second album, I Am Me.
Love is why Xanex and red wine will be together forever - in my stomach. At least until they pump it.
Love is that itching, burning sensation when you pee. Some might call it "The clap" but I don't speak spanish, so I call it love.

Love is like underwear: not completely necessary for a good time.

Love is sensational, epic, whimsical, and endless. No, wait, that's The Chronicles of Narnia.
Love is like a big sack full of white castle slyders. Both are sought while you are drunk off your ass and while great at first, in the end you will wonder what the hell you had been thinking.
Love is not having to pay for sex, but instead having to pay three times more for dinner, a movie, and flowers when really, it'd just be easier to pay for sex.
Love is a restraining order that is expiring in less than 3 weeks!
Love is understanding that sometimes beating a level or getting to save a point in Splinter Cell is more important than cuddling.
Love is re-marrying your estranged husband after he wrote a song about slitting your throat and then named it after you.
Love is the only thing in the world that doesn't get better with mayonnaise.
Love is a perfectly good reason to get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.
Love is a tube sock and memories of my best friend's sister.
Love is finding out that all the hookers he's been with kind of look like you.
Love is like a rainbow: fleeting, kind of boring and pretty gay.
Love is the scene in Revenge of the Nerds when they hide cameras around the sorority house.
Love is a horrific waste of time and money. That's easy. Now onto more important questions, like why am I single?
Love is never having to say "Your dad exposed himself to me that weekend in Chautauqua and I've been too afraid to tell you."

Love is the Jager talking.
Love is writing her name on your hand while you download internet porn.
Love is all over my one good towel.
Love is leaving class early to pick up your girlfriend from middle school.
Love is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...until she sobers up.

Love is letting her know she's gained some weight by giving her cute, subtle, little signs, such as calling her "Boulder" or "Tubby McSupersize."
Love is never having to say, "You swallow?"

LS1powerhouse02
02-14-2006, 06:27 PM
:rrofl: have some free time on your hands do ya? :attention:

Camaroextra
02-14-2006, 06:31 PM
hahaha omg thats awesome.

Love is that itching, burning sensation when you pee. Some might call it "The clap" but I don't speak spanish, so I call it love.


best one

WhiteKnightZ28
02-14-2006, 06:34 PM
Love is an open road, with the T-tops off, with a hotty in the pasenger seat, miles away from your girlfriend.

Phoenix 5.7
02-14-2006, 06:38 PM
seems somebody else shares my sentements today.

PNYKLR2
02-14-2006, 07:00 PM
nice good read, I was wondering if you could forward that to my girlfriend and see if she feels the same way?

cyphur_traq
02-14-2006, 07:22 PM
i have but one thing to say.


you fucking rule.

Kulp Fiction
02-14-2006, 07:39 PM
lol im not gunna comment on which one i found funniest, but whiteknight knows whats up

WhiteKnightZ28
02-14-2006, 07:50 PM
lol im not gunna comment on which one i found funniest, but whiteknight knows whats up

Haha... I forgot about that one.

Heres the one he's talking about for all of you who dont know mike:

Love is leaving class early to pick up your girlfriend from middle school.

Kulp Fiction
02-14-2006, 07:53 PM
you're a rat bastard, hey john look its your gf --> :barf:

WhiteKnightZ28
02-14-2006, 07:57 PM
you're a rat bastard, hey john look its your gf --> :barf:

HAHAHA... I hope she never finds out that I mod here...

Love is never haveing to say "dont worry, you can just throw it up latter..."

*Note, actual quote, drunk off my ass, made to my anorexic gf... I am sooo going to hell.

Kulp Fiction
02-14-2006, 08:26 PM
shes bulemic, cause she pukes

WhiteKnightZ28
02-14-2006, 08:38 PM
shes bulemic, cause she pukes

Actualy shes anorexic not bulemic, both types will "purge", bulemics however go on eating binges then purge. Anorexics eat very little, and some do purge.

Belive me mike I know my shit when it comes to this...

*Note, I may joke about my personal experences, but eating dissorders are in no way funny.

sslow 4.8
02-14-2006, 09:15 PM
this one...

Love is not having to pay for sex, but instead having to pay three times more for dinner, a movie, and flowers when really, it'd just be easier to pay for sex.

and that one...
Love is not having to ask, "you swallow?"

lol good stuff.

Phoenix 5.7
02-14-2006, 11:41 PM
Love is a perfectly good reason to get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.

well its not tues afternoon, but its tues night. does that count?