PNYKLR2
02-13-2006, 10:23 PM
First of this is a pointless thread that has no meaning and is completly retarded. Spelling doesn't count and neither does anything I say. I just wanna see if I can possibly be funny...A friend of mine at work says I should try out locally on an open stage night. So here goes nothing...
many more details but I'm gonna keep this pg-13.
How many of you guys have had the "slump buster" you know what I'm talking about! The girl that bumps into you at the bar/club and looks like she ate one to many boxes of tweenkies! But your drunk or just in the mood to get some I mean come on a girls a girl right?
Well my buddy had a slum buster that would top everyone's. Imagine 250+ lbs of all woman...So he takes her home and they start messing around on the couch, they get into it a little bit and he's sittin there facing her when BAM! she flips him on all fours facing away from her.:shock: I MEAN this guy is like 280 lbs and 6 foot 5 inches tall! So she starts giving him the complimentary reach under and he's diggin it. Then he gets the salad toss! ah man! He's freaking out but in his head he's got this "do I enjoy this or is this gross, I mean did a wipe last time?" So anyways he lets it slide he gets back around and notices her foot is purple? :( After close inspection he realized she had a ankle bracelet on! This chic was soo fat that her bracelet was cutting off the circulation to her foot! But think about this just imagine your the bracelet and your struggling for your dear life to hold on to this ankle! This is 100% true I promise, so she goes to get up pulls her foot around and snap! This bracelet went from life to death in like one tenth of a second, hurls across the room and lands right in the trash! no joke! the sobering mind is starting to come back to my friend and he's just got to get rid of this chick. After 15 minutes of picking up bracelet pieces and string he comes up with an idea. :attention: "Do you wanna go out and grab some food?' So now the bait is set, he tells her she can drive and he'll ride with. He takes her on the most confusing and detailed car ride ever, they are on the road for at least 15-20 minutes. Anyways he ends up bringing her to the steak and shake about 2 minutes from his place. You could walk outside this place and see his house from the restraunt. They go inside she goes to the bathroom, and he walks out the door, across the street over the fence and into the house! Night over! 6 days later he's in a wedding for one of our mutual friends, He happens to be the usher. Guess who the first person he seated was? Thats right the "slump buster"
This is why I don't do the slump busters! Cuz one's you get in a slump it hards to get out!:rrofl:
many more details but I'm gonna keep this pg-13.
How many of you guys have had the "slump buster" you know what I'm talking about! The girl that bumps into you at the bar/club and looks like she ate one to many boxes of tweenkies! But your drunk or just in the mood to get some I mean come on a girls a girl right?
Well my buddy had a slum buster that would top everyone's. Imagine 250+ lbs of all woman...So he takes her home and they start messing around on the couch, they get into it a little bit and he's sittin there facing her when BAM! she flips him on all fours facing away from her.:shock: I MEAN this guy is like 280 lbs and 6 foot 5 inches tall! So she starts giving him the complimentary reach under and he's diggin it. Then he gets the salad toss! ah man! He's freaking out but in his head he's got this "do I enjoy this or is this gross, I mean did a wipe last time?" So anyways he lets it slide he gets back around and notices her foot is purple? :( After close inspection he realized she had a ankle bracelet on! This chic was soo fat that her bracelet was cutting off the circulation to her foot! But think about this just imagine your the bracelet and your struggling for your dear life to hold on to this ankle! This is 100% true I promise, so she goes to get up pulls her foot around and snap! This bracelet went from life to death in like one tenth of a second, hurls across the room and lands right in the trash! no joke! the sobering mind is starting to come back to my friend and he's just got to get rid of this chick. After 15 minutes of picking up bracelet pieces and string he comes up with an idea. :attention: "Do you wanna go out and grab some food?' So now the bait is set, he tells her she can drive and he'll ride with. He takes her on the most confusing and detailed car ride ever, they are on the road for at least 15-20 minutes. Anyways he ends up bringing her to the steak and shake about 2 minutes from his place. You could walk outside this place and see his house from the restraunt. They go inside she goes to the bathroom, and he walks out the door, across the street over the fence and into the house! Night over! 6 days later he's in a wedding for one of our mutual friends, He happens to be the usher. Guess who the first person he seated was? Thats right the "slump buster"
This is why I don't do the slump busters! Cuz one's you get in a slump it hards to get out!:rrofl: