Nauty99SS
12-17-2008, 11:30 AM
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A woman walks into Tiffany and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and
walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently passes gas. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare
materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as
a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets
the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there
at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price
of this lovely bracelet?'He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking
at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.:rrofl:
A woman walks into Tiffany and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and
walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently passes gas. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare
materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as
a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets
the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there
at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price
of this lovely bracelet?'He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking
at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.:rrofl: